Squid Versus Whale

im goin' edge for sure. It has come to my attention as it does every time i start drinking, that the costs outweigh the benefits. all it has done for me is make me sad, make me awkward, make me wish i hadn't, but it has given me..... uh

Jacksonville for the most part has kinda been suck this time around, i know i haven't been trying very hard but damn, every party has to end with someone breaking a bottle over another guys head? This really aint a fucking spaghetti western.

I am more gainesville than i realize. I sort of feel like a lost boy in gainesville because it never seems like i grow up but when i come here i see people with jobs, people going places, but also people fucking their lives up, general permanance i just dont think about.

I haven't stopped cooking for the past three weeks. it is pretty cathartic and it is something i am getting good at, stop by if you're in the neighborhood, i might have somethin' for you.

I feel pretty good on one hand and pretty bad on the other, i think the good one is my left for a change because it is a really strange, out of my control good, and the bad would be my right because the things i control tend to be the bad ones. there is some shit i have going for me and some shit i wish was working out better.

I am using positive thinking to make it better, and what i can't make positive i just dont think about, so if i have ignored you think about it.

Merry Christmas.

I am an R-Tard and i need everyone's phone number again. Sorry.

John Darnielle,
Please stick to making music and not music videos.

Bio is icky if you dont go to class, but man that shit makes me feel infinite in complexity.  Truly mind blowing, i tell you.  my trillions of somatic cells are in shock and awe right now

Bill Nye the Science Guy is coming to speak at UF>>>>>> I think i could faint!!!!

i "went out" this weekend and all i can say was not much has changed really

made me think of this,  see if you can name that tune


Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

As of 6:12 PM July 21st, I finished reading the 7th Harry Potter.


It was pretty good.

went to buy a beater, built a tall bike instead, it was pretty much an affirmation of my masculinity since i can cut and weld and build shit.

five and a half foot fixed gear tall bike

2007 Honda Fit Sport

Milano Red

I finally got a new whip.

A 2007 Honda Fit Sport.

supa supa supa supa supamaaaaaaaan

I have a week long summer vacation and i spent the whole damn thing watching very cheesy kungfu/nija/samurai/asian adventure movie that block buster actually has.


And i broke my surfboard, my cell phone, i think i hurt my back, but i forgot how fun surfing was.

I am an asshole but i get tired of being told that. I know, i figured it out already, you all can stop telling me.

So WalMart is the worst place on earth, and for 20dollars i managed to get two left shoes, a sandwich that tasted like shit on cafeteria bread, bejeweled things for my phone that wont stock, and eyewash that doesnt even work.

doctors are so cool, and when you think about it, the crazy shit you watch on TV and say no way!- i.e. transplants and heart lung machines, and resuscitation, they do that shit every day. i got to study more cause that just looks fricken awesome

American Idol is the dumbest show on the planet. one season was enough, and for that matter that is the only girl who made shit with her win.

your girlfriend kissing any girl, unless they are ultra hot and you are allowed to kiss them too, is henceforth to be considered cheating

I hate the cold sooo much, it is fucking cold, cold cold cold cold.

what i hate more than the cold is the people who say they love then cold.... then go as far as to bitch about it when it actually comes.

"ahhh i love the clothes i get to wear when its cold. it feels so good outside too! i dont have to sweat!"

5 wks later

"ahh it is too cold and why do i have to layer so much!? "

shut up- i hate the cold and i hate you for liking it and then letting it bitch slap you. at least the cold knows that i dont like its bitch ass. and thats a fact.

i want it to be 95 degrees with 100% humidity because at least then when i fucking walk somewhere my lungs dont feel as if i got stabbed in the chest by chev chalios.

Crank is amazing, so amazing I even want to do coke off a bathroom floor of a tough black biker bar and then start some shit - totally up there with snakes on a plane. JJ would claim better but i would claim he is a jackass. (like people who like the cold)

oh, and someone please enlighten me, i know i was out of the meat trend for a while, bu tsince when did Publix offer those hot and spicy wings UNBREADED?! what the hell? thsoe wouldnt even taste good, if you are going to be an unbreaded wing you dmn well better have a ton of sauce on you to make up for it. garlic and spicy or bread ( and definately spicy still) there is no unbreaded unspicy wing, that is just eating straight chicken fat, and that is gross (just like this cold)

i dont want to learn physics two because that class is total bullshit.

i remember when i was little all the kids would ask when are we going to use long division in real life, well i can see that. i can even see myself using algebra and some calculus - pure math is okay and fine by me, but when i find a use to know obscure ass calculations for the capicitance increase from an inert dielectric contained within a cylindrical capacitor, i will be walking on my hands with a hat on my ass cheeks because i really dont ever see that happening.

i'm price and i like being naked and being annoying in the mornings when my gf is trying to sleep. wah wah wah rash rash rash wah.